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FarmAll Beats All

by Bennett Neuhauser

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The story of a wily old farmer and the trusty tractor that never let him down.


FarmAll Beats All
©2010 Bennett Neuhauser. All rights reserved. Bennett Neuhauser is a.k.a. Ben Sage


He was a bow-legged farmer, skinny as a rail
With a face like a tar-paper shack
He was sharp as barbed wire and twice as much of a pain
With a permanent bend in his back

Folks living ‘round told him to retire
Or at least get a padded seat
For that rusty old wreck of a tractor he rode
All day in the summer heat

(Oh, But) He never stopped planting his own back forty
And harvesting in the fall
He never quit on his woman, his country or his dog
And neither did his old Farm All
Neither did his old Farm All

Well he took his FarmAll against a Tiger Tank
Back in Double U, Double U Two
When the smoke and dust finally cleared
‘Twas the FarmAll rolled on through


Yeah, the Farm All wins it all
Allis Chalmers has got no chance
Old John Deere is runnin’ sceered
And Massy Ferguson’s late for the dance

Just last week a UFO
Hovered over his soybean field
Tried to uproot him with a tractor beam
But the old man would not yield

He lassoed that saucer with an iron chain
Hooked it up to his tractor and pulled
Now those little green men are bailing his hay
And stacking his firewood



released March 14, 2015
Bennett Neuhauser (aka Ben Sage) — Vocals, guitar, harmonica


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Bennett Neuhauser Chicago, Illinois

Bennett Neuhauser (aka Ben Sage) carries on the pure lo-fi essence of the pioneers of rock'n'roll, folk and country and blends it with pop and blues influences, and lyrics that reflect his unique insights, humor and passion. Bennett Neuhauser is a BMI songwriter who has written more than 150 songs and released three CDs to date: In Word and In Deed, Troubadour, and Plenty of Gold. ... more

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